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Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret
It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today...it has only one design flaw: the door...must be CLOSED.
It's only used in the circus. For elephants. Made in the former Yugoslavia. Purchasable only on the black market, from a certain connection.
Located on Columbus Avenue. Ask for Dwayne and mention Kramer, for 30% off your next purchase.
We pay big cash for used records. Located over on Bleeker.
Santa is not a commie...
Come one down to Leapin' Larry's if you can beat our, prices, we'll give you the store.
Money For People
You can use it at the restaurant to figure out your tip.
We make a mean Calzone, The Best!
We know how to take a reservation, we just might not know how to hold a reservation.
It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs...it's like, you're almost glad to be handicapped.
It's Go Time!
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Out of Springfield - We manufacture the leading robot butcher on the market today.
Stubbs will pay you top dollar for Pro Autographs
It's nobody's business where you buy your shoes.
Food Delivery Service...It's a play on words
On Columbus and 85th
Call 555-BAND During our Thanksgiving Day Parade Contest For a Chance to Be In The Parade Holding up the Woody Woodpecker Float.
The Village Voice calls it a Masterpiece; a young woman's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. It's a story about life, love and becoming a woman. Rochelle, Rochelle, now playing at The Paradise 2.
Home of The Super Terrific Happy Hour
Solving the world's energy problems
We Only Serve The Best Part
We flag our toilet books
Conducted by Bob Cobb
Susan Sarandon and Kevin Bacon. There's No Higher Place, Then Mountain High. Rated R.
Chunnel...32 Miles of Hell! Coming Soon to HBO
People take buses to get our Rye.
The Alex was built in nineteen twenty-two, during the golden era of movie palaces. Minor restorations in 1941, '47, '52, '58, '63, and currently to our present period of time.
On Madison and 40th
TCB
Glenn Close, Sally Field...
Order the duck in advance
Tastier than a Filet Mignon
555-FILM
Our suits are real boss...
I'm so Keen-o, on Beef-a-Reeno, What a delicious Cuisine-o, fit for a King and Queen-O.
On Ocean Parkway
Most people go their whole lives without seeing a Farbman.
Latex Manufacturing
